Maybe it’s because I’m aging. Maybe it’s because I have permanent #mommybrain. Maybe I have enjoyed one too many good times with Mary and Bud. Whatever the case is- my short term memory totally #lameblows (that’s Victor’s new […]
I am a typical Aries girl. An overachieving busy body. I’m constantly running from meeting to meeting, over committing myself socially and working into the late hours to catch up on my typical shitload of work. […]
Down With Downtime
High season in Miami means low season for me. My body still seems to think I’m in Canada because as soon as November hits- the urge to pass out at 7pm comes over me and […]
What’s The Boob Deal?
Today’s topic. Female fleshy mounds that enslave. Indebt. Nourish. Incite craze. Compromise one’s level of self-confidence. Bust up a little boy sleepover. Living in a world that’s essentially an ongoing tropical vacation as a self-employed […]
I suck at homework. Growing up, after school I wanted nothing more than to sit on the phone with my bestie Katrina S. We were 12 and had super major executive-level important shit to talk about […]
Hooray Haute Drop Off!
Remember in high school when cowboy boots, Gap jean jackets, baby-doll dresses and bangs where the shitttt? You know you rocked this look hard. You were eager to adopt the wardrobe of your fave 90210 […]
In light of today being MLK Day– I will jump on the bandwagon in hopes that it brings a little sense and clarity to you all. Some of you may already think you have your […]
The other day I was at the park and I overheard a mother scolding her boy for repeatedly saying “poop” and “pee”. I have also heard parents scolding their children for saying “butt” and “penis”, […]
This may go against everything that this blog, albeit early in its existence, stands for- but let is serve to show that despite my profanity fueled rants, that I am really a nice mom who […]
i always knew i would have boys. these are things you just ‘know’ strangely enough…or not? i just knew i was destined to live in a house of testosterone and crazy boy energy where i […]