i’m the odd mom out. i don’t do playdates. i value my time alone and i say ‘fuck’. alot. my kids think i’m A+++++ cool and that i’m funnier than daddy. that spells success in my parenting […]
my poor 8 year old son is growing out of his pants faster than he can put them on. every morning after he dressing himself for school, he emerges from his room and we all […]
FOMIB. Fuck Off Mommy Is Busy. We are working moms. We are super moms. We buy organic. We believe in letting our kids be kids. We give them freedom but we shield them from GMOs. But, we haven't lost ourselves or our sense of humor. In fact that's what saves us every fucking screaming day of our lives as we juggle and struggle to maintain a sense of zen during these mommy years. We know they won't last long. And we will miss these days one day sooner than we know it. But until then, we won't feel shamed for doing things for ourselves every now and then. Whether its leaving a sink full of dirty dishes to take a nap, or taking a shot of Tito's vodka mid-day- or choosing happy hour for bedtime cuddles. We need to do these self-indulgent things for the sake of our sanity. Even if it induces a smidge of mom guilt. Go with it.
having young kids that tear through the house, rummaging through cabinets, screaming and constantly antagonizing each other is not exactly zen-inspiring. it makes me cry and regret ever- while in the throes of my prime […]