Happy Fucking Labor Day. Today was supposed to be a boat day- anchored out on the ocean blue, peacefully catching up on the Sunday Times as the boys entertain themselves snorkeling and fishing- while sipping […]

Happy Fucking Labor Day. Today was supposed to be a boat day- anchored out on the ocean blue, peacefully catching up on the Sunday Times as the boys entertain themselves snorkeling and fishing- while sipping […]
Hitting ‘the mid-life’ officially this past March has admittedly made me more reflective. I have learned to surrender (baby steps) to a slower pace. My voice is quieter and my desire to just listen has become louder. This […]
Visiting “home”. It can be a love fest filled with happy homecomings, rewarding reminiscing and a feeling of security (and delicious food!) It can also be tense, stressful, hectic and eye opening. You can guess […]
Call the sitter. Make sure to plan little escapes regularly, with your baby daddy to reminisce and re-enact the life you guys had before he knocked you up. Pretend you’re dating again. Make out. Here are […]
Growing up in the 80’s we traded Fruit Roll Ups, we debated over spoons vs. forks when we ate Chunky Soup from BPA lined cans, we used red BPA sticks to spread chemically formed ‘cheese’ onto crackers, we […]
Maybe it’s because I’m aging. Maybe it’s because I have permanent #mommybrain. Maybe I have enjoyed one too many good times with Mary and Bud. Whatever the case is- my short term memory totally #lameblows (that’s Victor’s new […]
I am a typical Aries girl. An overachieving busy body. I’m constantly running from meeting to meeting, over committing myself socially and working into the late hours to catch up on my typical shitload of work. […]
I suck at homework. Growing up, after school I wanted nothing more than to sit on the phone with my bestie Katrina S. We were 12 and had super major executive-level important shit to talk about […]
i’m the odd mom out. i don’t do playdates. i value my time alone and i say ‘fuck’. alot. my kids think i’m A+++++ cool and that i’m funnier than daddy. that spells success in my parenting […]