Maybe it’s because I’m aging. Maybe it’s because I have permanent #mommybrain. Maybe I have enjoyed one too many good times with Mary and Bud. Whatever the case is- my short term memory totally #lameblows (that’s Victor’s new […]
Tag: honest parenting
What’s The Boob Deal?
Today’s topic. Female fleshy mounds that enslave. Indebt. Nourish. Incite craze. Compromise one’s level of self-confidence. Bust up a little boy sleepover. Living in a world that’s essentially an ongoing tropical vacation as a self-employed […]
Homework Fail
I suck at homework. Growing up, after school I wanted nothing more than to sit on the phone with my bestie Katrina S. We were 12 and had super major executive-level important shit to talk about […]
Hooray Haute Drop Off!
Remember in high school when cowboy boots, Gap jean jackets, baby-doll dresses and bangs where the shitttt? You know you rocked this look hard. You were eager to adopt the wardrobe of your fave 90210 […]
Sometimes You Just Gotta Hide
having young kids that tear through the house, rummaging through cabinets, screaming and constantly antagonizing each other is not exactly zen-inspiring. it makes me cry and regret ever- while in the throes of my prime […]
